I really wish you hadn't bitten that piece of fruit in the Garden of Eden all those years ago. I realize that the serpent is a slimy yet winning creature with the ability to make us do things that we shouldn't -- he's done it to me more times than I can count. My own failings aside, I'd like to note that your disobedience is directly correlated to the pain I now feel. Remember all that "pain in childbirth and woman will crush his head" stuff? Yeah, that's your fault. I'm certainly not in childbirth now...but my body is ridding itself of the potential for another month. And dang it, it hurts.
As my elder, I should respect you. I've never been one to follow the rules exactly, and I'm shaking my fist at you instead.
Love, your great^infinity granddaughter,
Carolyn
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