1) My apartment is a mess.
2) I only half put away my laundry last night, and the rest is on my chair/floor.
3) My apartment seems to be quite insect-friendly, and my bug-killing stuff is missing the instructions, which means I could either take the risk of killing both the bugs and my dog, or play it safe and deal with the buggaroos sharing my home.
4) I have cookies to bake and hats to make, but I've started neither one.
5) I have approximately 4 and 5 months, respectively, to find myself dates for Siew and my brother's weddings.
6) I have approximately 4 and 5 months, respectively, to get my ass into wonder-woman shape so that I strut in looking hott and feel less awkward about being potentially dateless for Siew and my brother's weddings.
7) There's a wooden chair in the back seat of my car that probably should be relocated to my dining room table.
8) I spend too much time making ridiculous lists and not enough doing things like dealing with the aforementioned items.
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