I Think I Woke Up in the Scream Factory From Monsters, Inc.

Door #1 - Shut (and, as far as I know, locked and barred).
Door #2 - I'm reaching for the handle. We'll have to see.

The real question is, just how many doors are out there, and how many must I try?

(Similarly, how many frogs must I kiss in order to find my prince?)
(On a tangent, my birthday is Tuesday. I want a tiara.)